You receive a handwritten yellow sticky note. Thrillhouse Records. A date and time. Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
You show up at Thrillhouse, flowers in your hair, and mingle with the other friends who are there for the hunt. At 1:11 pm, the cashier hands you an envelope with a question mark cut out of the back. Inside are a sheet of paper with song lyrics, a map of San Francisco with a star shaped sticker over Thrillhouse, and a set of 8 more stickers. The game is on!
(By the way, while reading this page, you may want to open this playlist in Spotify and listen along.)
Last Days of Summer in San Francisco
Matt Nathanson, 2013
We spent July in a Berkeley basement
Half read books, and bold declarations
There was so much I didn't believe in
And then, there was you
You made me brave
You made me stupid
Gave me this skin that I could move in
We're gonna leave them where they stand
We’ll leave them where they
Love, no one cares
About the stories they're not in
We'll fade out to whispers
It's the last days of summer in San Francisco
The kitchen’s cold and the tea kettle whistles
The J Church rolls and rattles our windows
There's no nostalgia here it's just now,
Baby now
I was a fire that you started
For once I knew everything that I wanted
We're gonna leave them where they stand
We’ll leave them where they
Love, no one cares
About the stories they're not in
We'll fade out to whispers
It's the last days of summer in San Francisco
It's the last days of summer in San Francisco
Love, no one cares
About the stories they're not in
We'll fade out to whispers
It's the last days of summer in San Francisco
Last days of summer in San Francisco
You quickly figure out that this clue is pointing you towards Lovejoy's Tea Room, right on the J Church light rail. You go there and ask the host if she has anything for you. She does. It's more song lyrics.
San Francisco
Maxime le Forestier, 1972
C'est une maison bleue/ It’s a blue house
Adossée à la colline / Leaning on the hill
On y vient à pied / We go there on foot
On ne frappe pas / We don’t knock
Ceux qui vivent là / Those who live there
Ont jeté la clé / Have thrown out the key
On se retrouve ensemble / We find ourselves together
Après des années de route / After years on the road
Et on vient s'asseoir / And we come sit down
Autour du repas / Around the meal
Tout le monde est là / Everyone is there
À cinq heures du soir / At 5 p.m.
Quand San Francisco s'embrume / When San Francisco fogs up
Quand San Francisco s'allume / When San Francisco lights up
San Francisco / San Francisco
Où êtes-vous? / Where are you?
Lizzard et Luc / Lizzard and Luc
Psylvia, attendez-moi / Psylvia, wait for me
Nageant dans le brouillard / Swimming in the fog
Enlacés, roulant dans l'herbe/ Entwined, rolling in the grass
On écoutera Tom à la guitare / We listen to Tom on the guitar
Phil à la quena, jusqu'à la nuit noire / Phil on the quena, until the black night
Un autre arrivera / Another arrives
Pour nous dire des nouvelles / To tell us news
D'un qui reviendra / Of one who will return
Dans un an ou deux / In a year or two
Puisqu'il est heureux / When he is content
On s'endormira / We sleep
Quand San Francisco se lève / When San Francisco wakes up
Quand San Francisco se lève / When San Francisco gets up
San Francisco / San Francisco
Où êtes-vous? / Where are you?
Lizzard et Luc / Lizzard and Luc
Psylvia, attendez-moi / Psylvia, wait for me
C'est une maison bleue / It’s a blue house
Accrochée à ma mémoire / Hanging in my memory
On y vient à pied / We go there on foot
On ne frappe pas / We don’t knock
Ceux qui vivent là / Those who live there
Ont jeté la clé / Have thrown out the key
Peuplée de cheveux longs / Populated with long hair
De grands lits et de musique / With big beds and music
Peuplée de lumière / Populated with light
Et peuplée de fous / And populated with crazies
Elle sera dernière / It will be the last one
À rester debout / Left standing
Si San Francisco s'effondre / If San Francisco crumbles
Si San Francisco s'effondre / If San Francisco crumbles
San Francisco / San Francisco
Où êtes-vous? / Where are you?
Lizzard et Luc / Lizzard and Luc
Psylvia, attendez-moi / Psylvia, wait for me
Maxime le Forestier was a French folk artist popular in the 70’s and 80’s. He spent the summer of 1971 living in San Francisco in a hippie commune called Hunga Dunga in the Castro, and wrote this song about his experience there.
La maison bleue remains somewhat of a Mecca for French tourists in SF to this day, though the hippies who lived there moved out long ago. The house was repainted blue in 2011 and a plaque dedicated to Le Forestier.
I like to think that Le Forestier was right that la maison bleue would be the last thing left standing if San Francisco were decimated by an earthquake or tsunami or something, not because the wooden beams of the house would be strong enough to survive that, but because the community represented in the song would.
There’s clearly something about this charming space filled with music, light, food, wild and welcoming people that resonates with so many people if they’re still making the pilgrimage 50 years later, and I think the same music, light, food, and of course wild and welcoming people live on in SF if you only know where to look.
You recognize the blue house from a KQED special, and head there. Once you're there, you look around for grass, but there is none. The closest thing is a long planter over 8 feet in the air. A tall member of the group reaches up and rummages around, eventually finding the next clue. (You marvel at how I, a relatively short person, got it up there.)
San Francisco
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, 2001
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there
For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair
All across the nation
Such a strange vibration
People in motion, people in motion
There's a whole generation
With a new explanation, go!
All of those who come to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to Stinky’s peep show
Summertime is nice with wa-wa there
Let’s go!
Where are we going, Greg?
To the library!
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes covered the classic hit “San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair),” originally sung by Scott McKenzie in 1967. The original doesn’t have references to Stinky’s peep show or any libraries, but it is where the classic reference to flowers in one’s hair originates (well, that and hippie culture…)
Stinky’s peep show ran every Thursday night at an underground saloon called the Covered Wagon in SOMA, and featured plus-size women. You could find a sign above the bar that read, “Beware: pickpockets and loose women.” There’s a similar sign in the window of Brenda’s French Soul Food on Polk Street in the Tenderloin.
Stinky’s still continues, albeit in different locations now and under different names.
At the corner of Hayes and Buchanan you find two Little Free Libraries (neither of which shows up on a map anymore later the same month, by the way.) You split up and trawl through each of the libraries and the books inside. You come up empty. It turns out someone stole the clue from inside the library in the park! I end up texting you a copy.
Saint Dominic's Preview
Van Morrison, 1972
Shammy cleaning all the windows
Singing songs about Edith Piaf's soul
And I hear blue strains of non regredior
Across the street from Cathedral Notre Dame
Meanwhile back in San Francisco
We're trying hard to make this whole thing blend
As we sit upon this jagged
Storey block, with you my friend
And it's a long way to Buffalo
It's a long way to Belfast city too
And I'm hoping the choice won't blow the hoist
'Cause this town, they bit off more than they can chew
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Dominic's preview
Saint Dominic's preview
Saint Dominic's preview
All the orange boxes are scattered
We get to Safeway's supermarket in the rain
And everybody feels so determined
Not to feel anyone else's pain
No one making no commitments
To anybody but themselves
Talkin' behind closed doorways
Tryin' to get outside, get outside of empty shells
And for every cross-cuttin' country corner
For every Hank Williams railroad train that cried
And all the chains, badges, flags and emblems
And every strain on brain and every eye
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Dominic's preview
Saint Dominic's preview
Saint Dominic's preview
All the restaurant tables are completely covered
And the record company has paid out for the wine
You got everything in the world you ever wanted
Right about now your face should wear a smile
That's the way it all should happen
When you're in, when you're in the state you're in
And you’ve got your pen and notebook ready
I think it's about time, time for us to begin
Meanwhile we're over in a 52nd Street apartment
Socializing with the whino few
Just to be hip and get wet with the jet set
But they was flying too high to see my point of view
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
As we gaze out on, as we gaze out on
Saint Dominic's preview
Saint Dominic's preview
Saint Dominic's preview
See them freedom marching
Out on the street, freedom marching
Saint Dominic's preview
This song has been described as Morrison’s “most Dylanesque,” and “by some distance, the densest and most allusive song on the record and one of the most striking in the Morrison canon.”
Morrison had been working on a song about a Saint Dominic’s church in Northern Ireland when he picked up a newspaper in Reno that had an ad for a mass for peace at Saint Dominic’s church in San Francisco. The song became about both Belfast and San Francisco, as well as Paris and Buffalo, NY.
One of the reasons I moved here was because when I first visited during my birthday week in 2022, I was so struck by how much this one city reminded me of so many other cities I had visited and lived in around the world. Apparently Van Morrison was similarly transported when writing Saint Dominic’s Preview. For me, different neighborhoods in SF remind me of Istanbul, Boston, New York, Athens, Tokyo, Annecy, and South Orange, NJ.
You get to Saint Dominic's Catholic Church in Lower Pacific Heights and look around outside for an orange box to sit on. As you're approaching some vaguely orange-looking benches in the parking lot, a stranger wearing orange comes up from the benches and gives you a clue. He says someone delivered the clue to him in the darkness of night. "How mysterious," you think, and head to the Top of the Mark on Nob Hill.
San Francisco
Judy Garland, 1960
As I said before,
I never will forget Jeanette MacDonald
Just to think of her, it gives my heart a pang
I never will forget, how that brave Jeanette
Just stood there in the ruins and sang, and sang...
San Francisco, open your golden gate
You'll let nobody wait outside your door
San Francisco, here is your wandering one
Saying I'll wander no more
Other places only make me love you best
Tell me you're the one in all the golden west
San Francisco, I'm coming home again
Never to roam again
Never to roam again
San Francisco, right when I arrive
I really come alive
And you will laugh to see me
Perpendicular, hanging on a cable car
San Francisco, let me beat my feet
Up and down Market Street
I'm gonna climb Nob Hill, just to watch it get dark
From the Top of the Mark
There's Brooklyn Bridge, London Bridge,
And the Bridge of San Luis Rey
But the only bridge that's a real gone bridge
Is the bridge across the Bay
San Francisco, I'm coming home again,
Never to roam again, by gum
San Francisco, I don't mean Frisco
San Francisco, here I come!
Garland references Jeanette MacDonald’s starring role in “San Francisco,” a 1936 movie that takes place in the historic Barbary Coast red light district. You can find the modern day Barbary Coast Trail demarcated by bronze inlays along sidewalks in and around North Beach.
At the Top of the Mark, you are approached by a different stranger who also gives you a clue. He does not have a mysterious backstory, but he does join you for the rest of the hunt. Stranger in tow, you proceed to the hungry i.
San Francisco
Cascada, 2011
Are you going to San Francisco?
I'll take you back to 1969
Let's hit the city of freedom like old times
It's getting dirty underneath the blue sky
Imagine you and me counting the butterflies
One, two, three!
Let's bring it on
Keep on dancing in the streets of love
French kissing on JFK drive
'Til we crash at the beach
Where we watch the sun rise
Tell me what you're waiting for
We're crossing the Golden Gate
Party at the Frisco Bay
Wake me up in San Francisco
Where you got flowers in your hair girl
Party everywhere girl
Wake me up in San Francisco
Where the love is in the air
All the people stop and stare
Baby, take me back to the city of love
(Right) to the place that I've been dreaming of
(San Francisco)
Wake me up in San Francisco
Everybody go Oh Oh
It's 10pm getting ready for the night
Wanna be a hippie when the city's getting high
Cruising down Broadway, you on my side
Pulling over my pink rover at the hungry i
One, two, three!
Let's bring it on
DJ, play my favorite beats all night long
Popping some bottles; champagne, red wine
And we both giddy up on the rooftop
And watch the city lights
Tell me what you're waiting for
We're crossing the Golden Gate
Party at the Frisco Bay
Wake me up in San Francisco
Where you got flowers in your hair girl
Party everywhere girl
Wake me up in San Francisco
Where the love is in the air
All the people stop and stare
Baby, take me back to the city of love
(Right) to the place that I've been dreaming of
(San Francisco)
Wake me up in San Francisco
Everybody go Oh Oh
We're playing songs of life like it's '69
We sing and dance under the neon lights
(San Francisco)
Stars shine so bright over the city tonight
We're crossing the Golden Gate
Party at the Frisco Bay
Wake me up in San Francisco
Where you got flowers in your hair girl
Party everywhere girl
Wake me up in San Francisco
Where the love is in the air
All the people stop and stare
Baby, take me back to the city of love
(Right) to the place that I've been dreaming of
(San Francisco)
Wake me up in San Francisco
Everybody go Oh Oh
Come on take me back to the city of love
To the place
The place that I've that I've been dreaming of
So wake me up in San Francisco
Everybody go Oh Oh
The hungry i was originally a famous nightclub located in the Barbary Coast district around 1950 that boosted many careers such as Barbra Streisand and Tom Lehrer, and was instrumental in the resurgence of folk music in the 60’s in San Francisco. The Kingston Trio recorded two famous albums there, including the first live performance of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight.” In '67 the hungry i moved to Ghirardelli Square and operated as mostly a rock music venue until it closed in ‘70. The owners sold the name rights in the late 60’s to the strip club on Broadway that ran until 2019 and has since reopened as a dive bar.
You get to the hungry i and find two more strangers with yet another clue. They let you know that 'Marconi' does not refer to the Marconi Hotel two doors down from the hungry i, then they leave. At this point, like the i, you're starting to get hungry, so you split off into groups to eat. One group goes to the Marconi Memorial (a secluded but gorgeous location in North Beach with a stunning view of the Bay Bridge) and looks for the clue while everyone else is eating.
We Built This City
Starship, 1985
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember?
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares, they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page
Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember?
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
It's just another Sunday in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh, then we just lost the beat
Who counts the money underneath the bar?
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?
Don't tell us you need us 'cause we're the ship of fools
Looking for America, coming through your schools
(I’m looking out over that Golden Gate bridge)
(On another gorgeous sunny Saturday)
(And I’m seein’ that bumper to bumper traffic)
Don't you remember? (Remember)
(Here’s your favorite radio station)
(In your favorite radio city, the city by the Bay)
(The city that rocks, the city that never sleeps)
Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember?
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
We built, we built this city, yeah (Built this city)
We built, we built this city
We built, we built this city yeah (Built this city)
We built, we built this city
We built, we built this city yeah (Built this city)
We built, we built this city (Built this city)
This song was originally about LA but when Starship, a San Francisco band, took it on, they changed it to be about SF instead. (This is really only apparent in the radio-announcer-style spoken interlude.)
I think it’s kind of tragicomic to consider the line “Someone always playing corporation games / Who cares, they’re always changing corporation names” in the context of ~someone~ throwing a 44-billion-dollar fit this year because some kid kept posting his flight details to Twitter because he exploits workers, changing Twitter’s name to X, and that whole ensuing fiasco with the building permits at their headquarters on Market Street.
There’s so much more to San Francisco than tech corporation politics, and yet it does affect the city, unfortunately way more than just building façades and permits.
It makes me feel better to remember that San Francisco’s long-enduring culture and character was built on music, youth, counterculture, and queerness, and that’s something we all have the power to contribute to and protect.
The group that split off finds the next clue taped to the back of the memorial, and reports back via text that everyone's next location should be the Hyde Street Pier. The group taking the bus runs into another friend who just made it across town from a protest.
Grace Cathedral Hill
The Decemberists, 2003
Grace Cathedral Hill
All wrapped in bones of setting sun
All dust and stone and moribund
I paid twenty-five cents to light a little white candle
For a New Year’s Day
I sat and watched it burn away
Then turned and weaved through slow decay
We were both a little hungry so we went to get a hot dog
Down the Hyde Street pier
The light was slight and disappeared
The air, it stunk of fish and beer
We heard a Superman trumpet play the national anthem
And the world may be long for you
But it’ll never belong to you
But on a motorbike
When all the city lights blind your eyes tonight
Are you feeling better now?
Are you feeling better now?
Are you feeling better now?
Some way to greet the year
Your eyes all bright and brimmed with tears
The pilgrims, pills, and tourists here
All sing “Fifty-three bucks to buy a brand new halo”
I’m sweet on a green-eyed girl
All fiery Irish clip and curl
All brine and piss and vinegar
I paid twenty-five cents to light a little white candle
And the world may be long for you
But it’ll never belong to you
But on a motorbike
When all the city lights blind your eyes tonight
Are you feeling better now?
Are you feeling better now?
Are you feeling better now?
The story goes that The Decemberists frontman Colin Meloy wrote this song after going to his wife (then girlfriend)’s father’s funeral at Grace Cathedral one New Year’s Day. As they sat in this beautiful old church and she grieved and was in a foul mood (“brine and piss and vinegar”), he couldn’t help falling more and more in love with her. In the song he tries to cheer her up by taking her across the city on his motorbike.
I was lucky enough to move to San Francisco in January of this year, at a time in the city’s history where it’s been undergoing so much change, recovering from COVID, homelessness is on the rise, streets are supposedly getting noticeably grimier, and there’s big tech and rising rents displacing residents and small businesses and thereby erasing culture. But at its core, this city remains so beautiful to me and it feels like every day I find something new to love.
I hope that through all these adventures across town I’ve been able to impart to you a fraction of the beauty and wildness and weirdness that I see in this city that makes me love it so much.
You find me at the entrance to the pier holding a hot dog from Pier 39ish (the closest place to the Hyde Street Pier to get a hot dog these days.) The hot dog is mostly eaten because I got impatient... Now that we have the whole group together, I show you the final clue.
I'm Always Drunk in San Francisco
Carmen McRae, 1968
I'm always drunk in San Francisco
I always stay out of my mind
But if you've been to San Francisco
They say that things like this go on all the time
It never happens nowhere else
Maybe it's the air
Can't really seem to help myself
And what's more, I don't care
I'm always drunk in San Francisco
I'm never feeling any pain
But tell me why does San Francisco
Just like a lover's kiss go
Straight to my brain
I guess it's just the mood I'm in
That acts like alcohol
Because I'm drunk in San Francisco
I get stoned in San Francisco
Yes, I'm drunk in San Francisco
And I don't drink at all
Maybe it’s the secondhand smoke from Dolores… Maybe it’s the gentle people with flowers in their hair who trek all the way across the city in search of their friend or perhaps just in search of an interesting time.
This clue is somewhat of a formality because I'm really the one who leads you to the next place, and the clue just alludes to the ensuing activity. I tell you to follow me, and we go to a bar in the Marina where we find the first, third and fourth strangers from the hunt, as well as some other friends. Once at the bar, I explain the map, the star stickers, and the question mark cutout on the envelope from the first clue.
It turns out the stickers fell out of the envelope at some point, so you haven't been able to stick them on the map to track your progress. Thankfully I have a pen with me. You draw stars on all the locations of the clues (from memory!), and then put the map back in the envelope so it's visible through the cutout. The stars fit perfectly in the question mark shape.
I hand out party favors to those who are interested, little booklets that I hand-bound that contain all of the clues from the hunt as well as the star map. When I'm distracted, you go around gathering sweet little messages from partygoers on one booklet, and return it to me and make me so so happy :)